Thursday, October 23, 2008

Is Patroclus a woman?

Today has been absolutely stellar. I got a job working in the office at my apartment! I am so stoked on life right now. My whole day has been so funny, not funny in like "why did that happen? That's funny..." It's as in "Oh my gosh find me a bathroom, I'm going to pee my pants because I can't stop laughing!" My other roommate Mandy and I got laughing so hard at random things that have happened throughout our time living together. Like when she barely moved in the apartment and I was in my room talking to Jenessa and I heard a loud noise that sounded like someone hitting the counter (it turned out that it was from the t.v.) and then she started to cough, it registered in my head that Mandy was choking! I stopped in mid-sentence and with a horrified look on my face I yelled, "SHE'S CHOKING!" I ran into the kitchen looking frantically for Mandy. She was standing by the fridge (out of my line of vision, so I assumed she was on the ground) and I spun around with my mind going a million miles an hour and then I saw her just standing there. She was holding her bowl of food with a slightly freaked out expression on her face and she asked me if I was ok and I was like, "yeah...are YOU ok?" She nodded slowly and I realized everything was alright and walked sheepishly back to my room.

That is just a glimpse of my life here. Orem, Utah. Who would have thought you could be so much fun. I am in the middle of trying to write a thesis paper about the Iliad. I have six pages already, only four to go! And here I sit broken hearted...I paid to poop, but I only farted. ha...ha...sorry, my dad use to say that to me all the time. Anyways, if anyone wants to write this paper for me, I will be forever in your debt. I already tried to trade homework with Kayleigh, but she said no. Granted I wouldn't be able to do her physics homework either. Wow. I am goo-hood at this whole college thing.

I know I need to get it finished or my teacher might throw his coffee at me. haha I love my Ancient Legacies professor. He is tough, but very nice. All I have to do is tell him I have a stupid question and he will be like, "No! No question you have is ever stupid. Don't ever say that." One day I want to say, "I have a dumb question..." Wait for him to go on his schpill, and then say, "Was Patroclus really a woman pretending to be a man?" See what he says about that. Muahahaha Ok, I really have to get back to this paper.

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